JAKE TLAPEK

Chief Evangelist at Finch  |  $100M+ in Revenue Generated

$100M+ Generated for F500 clients across 3 continents
300K Copies of Grifters sold — the card game Jake co-designed
100K+ Followers who stayed for the truth, not the pitch

THE
BRUTAL
TRUTH.

Jake Tlapek, The Wizard of Marketing

I didn't learn marketing in a classroom. I learned it in the trenches — making mistakes that cost real money and figuring out what actually drives revenue. I started in the Air Force as an IT Tech, learning the raw architecture of systems. But the real game is human psychology.

I built Wizard Marketing from zero to a million-dollar agency, then sold it. It was acquired by Finch, where I now serve as Chief Evangelist. Along the way I watched the same pattern play out across every industry I touched — good businesses losing to worse ones because the sequence of their message was wrong. That pattern became Eight Dominoes, my upcoming book.

I've generated over $100 million in measurable revenue for clients spanning Fortune 500 companies on three continents. If you want honest strategy from someone who's earned his insights through bruises — not blog posts — you've found the right place.

The Upcoming Book

EIGHT
DOMINOES.

A messaging framework that compounds.

Eight Dominoes — book cover (placeholder)

Your product isn't the problem. Your sequence is.

A precisely placed domino topples another fifty percent larger than itself. Twenty-nine bring down the Empire State Building. Marketing works the same way — when the elements are in the right order.

  1. 01

    Core Attraction

    The emotion your customer is actually buying.

  2. 02

    Attention Catalyst

    The hook that earns the first three seconds.

  3. 03

    Value Proposition

    The promise that earns the next sixty.

  4. 04

    Impact Chain

    The stakes that make inaction feel unbearable.

  5. 05

    Mechanism

    The named system that makes you unreplicable.

  6. 06

    Barrier Breakdown

    The objections that quietly kill deals.

  7. 07

    Embracing Limitations

    Turning your weakness into proof.

  8. 08

    New Opportunity

    Replacing the category instead of competing in it.

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Scars from the Trenches

2025

Vox & Coin

Building the next generation of business media network.

2024

The Mastermind

Building and leading a premier mastermind to scale real businesses alongside elite founders.

2023

Chief Evangelist at Finch

Spearheading growth. Calling out the BS in the industry and pulling the levers that actually multiply revenue.

2021

The TikTok Leap

Amassed 100K+ followers by showing up and telling the truth. Content that doesn't convert is just noise.

2018

Built & Sold a $1M Agency

Founding Wizard Marketing. Grew an agency from zero to seven figures by focusing purely on discoverability and conversion. Then sold it.

2016

Grifters: 300K Copies Sold

Co-designed the hand-building card game Grifters with David Fulton. Published by Indie Boards & Cards, sold over 300,000 copies worldwide.

2008

The Foundation

U.S. Air Force IT. Where I learned discipline, complex systems architecture, and how to execute when the stakes are real.

The Verdict

What they said when Jake did the work.

Jake is everything we hoped for. We saw impressive results in a quicker time frame than expected.
Adam Archademia
The most transparent experience I've had. Weekly updates. I recommend Jake to every company I know.
Kyla Kingdom & Co.
Jake consistently goes above and beyond. His expertise has significantly contributed to our success.
Danielle Just Men's Rings

SUMMON
THE
WIZARD.

Tired of theory? Tell me what's broken in your business. Be specific — numbers, costs, consequences. I'll tell you straight up if I can fix it.

Jake personally reads every message. Expect a reply within 48 hours.